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Please peruse the archives. This blog was fun while it lasted.
I try to keep http://www.thechaserblog.com up to date, but get lazy. Sue me.
Please peruse the archives. This blog was fun while it lasted.
There is some funny shit out there.
Jesus-freak: ... And let it be known that if you disobey the holy book and God's laws, you are eternally damned.
Queer: So, what happens to me if I'm gay?
Jesus-freak: You're going to Hell in a hand basket!
Queer: Well, that hand basket better be fucking Prada, bitch!
--42nd St station
Overheard by: you go, girl
Attorney General Gonzales is not feelin' the love on Capitol Hill right now, even the Republicans are telling his ass to go.
Dell is being sued by the state of New York for bad business practices. The leading computer manufacturers are bullying customers and screwing their finances up, as well as not holding to promises of quick service and disconnecting their calls when attempting to get support.
Jerry Falwell just kicked it.
So there is a rash of stories about dead bodies being found in homes after rotting alone from a couple months to years.
A 95% disabled man got drunk and mouth drove his motor bed the wrong way when attempting a trip to a brothel.
MIDGET-CASE JURY HEARS SHORT STORYI love the fact that the author of the article used as many puns as possible, not to mention the word "midget" which is supposed to piss the wee ones off.
New York Post
April 19, 2005 -- He should have picked on someone his own size.
The midget mother and daughter who were allegedly terrorized by their neighbor stood tall yesterday as they faced the grand jury to testify against him.
Neither 3-foot-8 Debra Shea nor her 3-foot-6 daughter, Concelean Pegues, would comment on their testimony as they left Brooklyn Supreme Court, saying prosecutors asked them not to talk while the case is still pending.
The two were testifying against their longtime neighbor, Joseph Izzo, who was busted last week for spray-painting a yellow line leading up to their house and telling them to "follow the yellow brick road."
Izzo, 40, who is facing hate-crime charges, is also accused of hurling racial slurs at Pegues and cruelly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go."
Izzo was not in court yesterday, and his lawyer, his brother Richard, declined to comment.
A man who said he was Izzo's friend said that over the past few weeks, Izzo and Shea would get into drunken fights and the two would often call the authorities on each other.