High Schools, Colleges, Post Offices... Nursery Schools?

A baby in Illinois is licensed to carry a firearm. Apparently the little tykes father thought it needed a license to carry a weapon, so he registered his 10 month old, with its REAL birthday, and the state granted the license!!


Next thing you know, the Catholic Church suddenly admits bullet proof vests as part of the uniform.

Not to mention the upstage in urban armed robbery, damn moochers, they gotta put those crack babies to work!