Worst drag show ever!

Leave it to a firefighter to don the most tragic drag, ever, AND get arrested for drunk driving, public indecency, and drunken disorderly conduct.

He said he was on his way to win $10,000 for an impersonator contest. Honestly, I don't think he could win lookin like that if it was a crack ho contest (he'd get 3rd prize no doubt).

Dude, seriously, ever heard of a onesy? And, by the way, if you eat a few more donuts, you won't need the tan water balloons, just make a pit stop at Victoria's Secret and you can get a push up for your man boobs.