Crack Attack!

Whitney Houston won a hearing versus her ex-husband, Bobby Brown, recently to win custody of her daughter.

Poor girl. I hope she likes crack in her Wheaties...

I can see it now (cue dream sequence)

Whitney: Did you eat yo breakfast?

Whitney Baby Daughter: Uhuhs. I ate frosted flakes with extra sugar!

Whitney: looking around Extra sugar? We don't have any sugar! ... ...wait... where's my crack!

Whitney Baby Daughter: looks innocent with drool coming out of her mouth uhh... daddy stole it!