Oh Wal-Mart. You do know how to throw a party don't you? Well not really, apparently you just spy the ass off your employees.

If you've missed this gem of a story, read all about it. Wal-Mart just won a gag order against a former employee who was sharing his wares with the Wall Street Journal. Wal-Mart's security measures, which include surveillance on their employees, vendors and consultants was supposedly part of an even larger conspiracy inside the company. They also named several investor groups as potential problems.

The sad thing is, the hicks that actually buy your shit won't even read this. They'd have to know how to use the internet first. Sigh.