I just wanted to look fabulous on my wedding day!

Some person stole a ton of wedding gowns and headed for Mexico when caught by border patrol. Apparently the dresses were donated to a cancer charity, and the person grabbed em and ran for the border.

This person OBVIOUSLY wanted a vast selection so he/she could look their best on their wedding day. Either that or they were planning on some secret get Americans drunk and make them marry our womens so we can get over the borders since our anchor baby plans are being ruined by the assholes in Texas, ese.