Cheney faces suicide birding...

A bird struck Air Force 2, and Dick wasn't even informed until after his speaking engagement. The birds are already planning more attacks including a swarm of kawing and screeching by thousands of black birds outside the White House, as well as a few fly by poopings during Rose Garden Press Conferences.

Cheney and his muff lovin daughter also made a stop for one of the grandkids. I like how the article said that Lez Cheney 'secured' the doll, as if it was a fucking terrorist!