But What About Her Farts?

[she totally just sharted]

The Queen of England has decided to go green. Well kind of, her Royal Estates are being audited for ways to cut down on carbon emissions. She is happening to leave out her private estates.

You can read all the sordid details here.

Is it just me or does it seem like the audit should extend to the Queen's person as well? I mean, we regularly blame cows for damage to the ozone layer because of their methane-laden gas. Look at her! You know she rips some wicked ones. I bet she's a Sharter.