April 5, 2007

Are you sexier than a 5th grader??

[Look at that saucy minx give Foxworthy the 'googly eye']

According to CNN, 5 Fifth Graders were arrested for lewd acts such as having sex in an unattended classroom.

The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged lookout, was charged with being an accessory.
Apparently the teacher was busy at an assembly and just left this mess of 5th graders to their own devices. And instead of outsmarting idiot adults on national tv like normal 5th graders, they decided to fornicate.

I love how the one was a lookout. Like "hey, we are gonna fuck these bitches, but you are a stupid ugly face, so you have to watch out for us, or we will take your lunch money and poop on your face!"

The most important question of this whole ordeal? Why the hell was a 13 year old a 5th Grader??? Third time's a charm?

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