They Found Another One!

Future sodomite, errr... I mean Boy Scout, Michael Auberry, was found in the woods near his campsite. Read all about it here.



The young chap decided to stay back at camp to "sleep in". Me thinks he needed to get his rocks off in private and got lost. The article goes on to speculate how the boy survived with his crazy wiles and ingenuity. Shit. The boy had a mess kit and a thing of pringles. Which he then littered all over the woods! I'm surprised Smokey the Bear didn't eat his ass.