Keanu 1, Papparazzi 0

Keanu has started a war! Oscar-w..., Emmy..., I mean Rasberry winning actor, Keanu Reeves hit a papparazzi with his car. Check it out!

I love how the PR spin machine is calling it a "graze". This supposed graze knocked the papparazzi down and sent him to the hospital. You know Keanu was rearing for the bitch! Eat Porsche douche bag! No wait, that's what I'd say. Keanu just said "Dude!"

Oh and I decided we needed to be reminded of a better time, when Keanu was still hot.