First class ticket to hell

So this woman up and dies on a flight so she gets upgraded to First Class. What a cheap bitch, can't buy her 3,000$ ticket fair and square? She gets the freebie just cause she died? Well I can fake dead, does that count?


Anyways, they put her body next to some dude who was sleeping. You know if I paid that much money for a plane ticket, I sure as hell would not want to wake up next to a dead fucking body!!!