Masturbate-a-thon in England!


To invoke AIDS awareness and raise money, an organization is holding a masturbate-a-thon where people will go into one of four "areas" to get their rocks off to raise money. The longer it takes you or the more you orgasm, the more money you raise. But no cheating! You can't fake any orgasmic encounters (*achem* ladies...)

But you can't touch the other people, either. This sounds like no fun, yeah it is for a good cause, but what a cock tease. All these beautiful bitches runnin around playing with themselves in front of you, and you can't even lend a helping hand?

In America, we should have an annual people without HIV practicing safe sex (and I get to select the people involved), or as I like to call it, greatest orgy ever!