Happy Birthday To Me!

It is Sammy's birthday bitches. Hope you all live it up this day, because it is a most spectacular day. And yes it is newsworthy asshole (I knew you were thinking it...)

So please do something fun and spontaneous today, go shoot some fireworks or sneak into a neighbor's pool, or get reallllyy drunk and go to Wal-Mart at 3AM. Anything, just make it fun and worthwhile.

PS. Presents are always appreciated.

[And Happy Birthday to Darth, yay for us!]