'Hoppy' the Kangaroo makes a break for it on the Emerald Isle...


This circus kangaroo totally broke from his prison and bolted like a mofo in Ireland, leading people on a four hour search, but no one has been able to find his ass.

Dude I so want a kangaroo, they are one of the coolest animals on Earth (up there with koalas *also Australian* and penguins).

I bet he's just hoppin around lookin for some bitches, cause you know he's lonely with all those damn elephants and lions and shit. Plus Ireland has good beer.

Look out for a drunk ass kangaroo. They like to fight.