Do rednecks need another gathering place?

Some bum fuck nowhere place in North Carolina is going to build a Barbeque park in honor of all the bbq that has come from there.

You know this is going to be a redneck breeding ground, cause they flock to country music and lotsa food (buncha fatties). I for one love me some barbeque (Texas bbq is the best bitches), but I gotta get in and get out, so I don't get crucified or beaten to death by all the crazies that frequent such establishments.

The place is also on a flood plain, so maybe they'll all gather and instead of a tornado tearin through their trailer, a flood will wash em all a way (it is North Carolina, they could use a bath at least!)