Zaqarwiwhatever the fuck can burn with all your other crazies!

Osama bin Laden has "supposedly" released a tape recording calling for Al-Zaqarwi's body to be returned for the funeral and how he was great and how they are gonna kill more Americans blah fucking blah.

Story also states Bin Laden and al-Zawahri (some other douche) are believed to be hiding in the rugged border zone of Pakistan and Afghanistan.

That means we should go into the "rugged border zone" and just firebomb the fuck out of it. I'm talking T2: Judgement Day style, shit I'll fucking launch em.

Honestly I am more afraid of being shot or shanked by some Katrina victim/transplant/crazy asshole than some crusty old man on dialysis.