These bitches are so gonna own that jail...

Two NYC police officers have been convicted of being secret hit men for the mafia while on the payroll of the police department.

Fuckin Mafia cops are gonna get life in prison, according to the judge. You know they are gonna own that shit, fuckin bartering cigarettes and booze for luxury dinners and snatch (when they're not fuckin dudes up the butt).

Be careful inmates, they are fucking mafiosos AND cops, I wouldn't fuck with em. They'll brutalize you, then whack you. And fuhgeddabout it while eating their donut flavored cannolies.