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June 29, 2006

Soccer fans are fucking nuts!





Soccer fans will do the craziest shit to not miss the game, like this one dude who's house was burning down, so he grabbed the television and frantically searched for an electrical socket to plug it in.

Another bitch locked his wife in her room cause she was pissed he was keeping her up in the middle of the night (the time changes fuck it up for everyone).

Another dude quit his job so he could watch all the games, even turning down a pay raise.

This shit is fucking ridiculous, when the sport is so dignified and actually quite pussy compared to hockey and football, yet these fans do the craziest ass shit.

I for one think they need to seriously look at their lives and realize what big loses they are, and getting laid, that would be something good for them as well.


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