Old man gonna make his baby a midget...



According to a new study, older men's sperm is much more likely to produce Dwarfism, which makes babies into midgets.

So old women produce retards, and old men produce midgets. Maybe this is saying, Michael Douglas quit having fucking babies!

Seriously, I wouldn't want my dad to be the age of all the other kids' grandads at school either, nor would I want to be a retarded midget. So if you are old, get that shit clipped, snipped, or wrapped up tight, cause you don't want no babies, either!