June 19, 2006

Nestle has secret evil plan to make back $600 million...

Nestle has paid $600 million to buy Jenny Craig. They also own tons of shit like PowerBar and Lean Cuisine.

You know their asses are just plotting to get a buncha people fat and then convince them to lose weight slowly through crappy ass Jenny Craig and Lean Cuisine, just so they can make even more money.

That fuckin Rabbit is out to get you bitches. Don't be fooled by the chocalatey goodness, it will turn you into a fatty fat fat, forced into shelling out tons of money on nasty ass bland cardboard food just to slim down and fit into those jeans you so miss wearing!

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