JK Rowling voted most popular, best living British writer...

Well of course she did, she created the greatest literary series OF ALL TIME. Sorry Lord of the Rings nerds, I am sure you are calling blasphemy and sending your fiery Balrog's and Gambugunners, or some hokey ass shit, after me right for saying this, but it is true.

Honestly Harry Potter trumps everything ever written. Fucking Charles Dickens? Please. That shit is trite as fuck, and more boring than C-Span on a Saturday.

Trust bitches. JK deserves this and so, so much more.