This tabby cat totally chased a fucking bear up the tree. He was all like, "Oh heyall nah! Bitch ass don't be comin up in my yards-uh!"
The bear was so afraid of this pussy, he climbed up the tree and Jack just fuckin waited there.
"Hey man, I gots all day. I'll just park it right here and wait for your ass..."
The bear finally came down, and Jack wasn't done. He chased this bitch up ANOTHER tree!
"Come n get it mofo, I gots claws and attitude!"
Finally the bear got away unharmed, and Jack fucked some pussy, had a beer and a cigarette, and called it a night. Lewis and him should be BFFE (Best Friends Forever and Ever).
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posted by sammy.the.k at 5:07 PM
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