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June 12, 2006

Fuck this shit! I'll go vegetarian...




A new mutant strain of Mad Cow disease has been discovered in Texas and Alabama. I thought this shit was over! Now we got fucking Bird Flu AND Mad Cow disease to worry about! Plus we have grenades in our potatoes and corn is an evil satan death seed, jesus! Our food is trying to kill us!

Next thing you know our Tomatoes are gonna morph into giant gun-toting retards that wanna kill our asses one minute, then become super heroes the next in a cheesy cartoon spin off.

Beware bitches, it's not safe to eat anymore, the food will either make you fat, infect you with some incurable disease, or try to blow you up, and or stab you.


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