Doggies beat death by alligator any day...

Some bitch ass alligator tried to snatch a man's golden retriever, when he was all hell nah, that's my bitch! So he fucking dove in a beat the alligator's ass, and saved his dog!!

That is so fucking true. If some douche bag tried to eat His Dogginess, The Buster, they would have a fucking 9mm up their ass so fast there would be no time for lube.

Don't fuck with a man's dog, or you'll get bitten. By the man or the dog, whichever.