June 29, 2006

Disneyworld is gonna get on the Most Wanted List...

Disneyworld trip checklist:
  • All inclusive hotel room
  • Park passes to all parks
  • sunscreen
  • Mickey Mouse hat
  • horrible fiery death

A little boy has died after riding the Aerosmith Rockin' Rollercoaster at Disneworld's MGM Studios Park.

This is like the 5th person this year that has died on a Disney ride. It's like some kind of whacked ass horror amusement park with all these bitches dyin and shit.

I fucking love Disneyworld, but my ass doesn't wanna die from some ride. I would much rather go out drunk and fuckin or something.

People beware! If you are gonna go to Disney, just chill out on Paradise Island, you never hear about people dying there. They just get drunk and have fun and every night is "New Years" so you can make out with random people ever night. Just be sure to stay away from the herp.

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