Dan Rather finally callin' it quits...

After 44 years on CBS News, Dan Rather is leaving. His contract was up in November, but instead of renegotiating, he's decided to hit the road. Now he's thinking about goin to work for Mark Cuban (Dallas Mavericks owner, and professional douche) on HDNet, or he'll realize that his ass is 70 something and he should retire before he gets even more wrinkly.

Trust, I love Rather, and CBS News has had the best journalists ever (Edward R. Murrow, Walter Cronkite, and Dan Rather), but sometimes you just gotta know when to call it quits.

*Raise beer*. Here's to you Dan.

Ps. His daughter is a bitch. Mega mega bitch. Like she looks like a witch and thinks she knows everything. She should get laid (but I think she's a dyke so then she'll still have a chip on her shoulder cause she ain't gettin no dick, or deep penetration.)