Canadians think of everything Mr. broken Smiley man...


A Canadian genius has created a machine that can regrow teeth and bones. It is still in the prototype level, but this machine uses sonic airwaves and shit to make your smile grow back to normal.

You know they can use this shit in Fort Worth, I seriously don't think there are even dentists in that town.

All those Joe Bobs and Billy Joe's can now grow back their rotted teeth (which they lost from playing games like couch cars and drinkin Moonshine), and be productive normal lookin citizens (the sheep fucking, though, we still have to work on).