You don't get me off, I'll murder your ass

Some dude tried to strangle his lawyer for not getting his ass off for murder in Massachusetts. Hell yeah I'd kick his ass if he was too busy staring up juror #2's skirt rather than defending my ass.

Of course he could have been obviously guilty, in that point strangling his lawyer would just be redundant as everyone already knew his ass was crazy.

Him and the singing hobo who only responds in a musical medley (even when being beaten by the cops he goes "ooohhh pleeeasseee don't beat me, for I am just a poor tree, living by the seaaa!") should definitely become BFF.