You can't have freedom fries without a couple of casualties!

A grenade was found in a french fry plant. Apparently a lot of World War I and II pieces of shrapnel and shit show up in the bags of potatoes imported from Belgium and France.

I may like me some french fries, but I don't wanna blow up! Damn commie bastards are tryin to kill our asses.

EDIT by Morticia: okay - how fuckin old are these bags of potatoes if they have WWI and WWII grenades in them?! do those fuckin grenades get picked along with the potatoes or some shit!?!? dayum!