Wal-Mart wants to get your rocks off...



Wal-Mart has been selling DVD players that are already pre loaded for load blowing. When powered on, instead of inserting your own movie such as Bambi II or Ass to Ass 2: The Return of Two-Face, there is already a nice little surprise waiting for you.

This bitch isn't the first one to be affected, one of the personalities on the Kidd Kraddick show was also assaulted with porn in her "brand new" DVD player.

Wal-Mart says that they do not restock returned merchandise, but obviously somebody is fucking with the cheap ass white trash who can't go to fucking Best Buy to buy their electronic goods.

Is there some kind of porn bandit, who buys DVD players, inserts their porn disc, then returns it, hoping Wal-Mart will sell it to some bitchy mom? I would really think this is pretty assenine, as that is such a waste of good porn!