May 30, 2006

Russian takes officer on death ride

Some bitch was faced with a ticket, but instead of bowing gracefully, he trapped the police officer's hand in the car window and drove off tryin to take his ass for a death ride.

I guess he never learned that you can't just drag people with your car without consequences. This is Russia, not Jasper, Texas.

The police officer is recovering, while the driver said that it never happened and it was a conspiracy by an enemy in the police department.

You gotta love Eastern Europe. A small tale of road rage suddenly becomes international espionage. It makes me warm inside just thinking about how far it could go. I hear a movie deal and shit. Man accused of road rage suddenly opens up the biggest conspiracy in modern history that shoots all the way up the ladder to the President of the United States. Be there, Summer 2008.

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