A real Ninja would love porn!

Some douche dressed up like a ninja and set fire to a porn shop. He said he did it in the name of "God," because adult bookstores are apparently bad in his religious beliefs.

Fuck him, he's just mad cause they didn't have Boy Scout Gang Bang or Mangina Thurst 1-4 left in stock.

Real ninjas love the porn. Seriously, I know. A ninja told me that he couldn't get enough. He also liked beer, stabbing you in the face-uh, and throwing stars at old people.