Questionable Sources

The Onion - Kidnappers not sure how much to charge, kid thinks 100 million bazillion...

WWN - "Vacuum" and "Nature" make up, probly gonna do it...

Star - Avril tells Star to fuck off...

Enquirer - The fucking National Enquirer ruined Lost for me, so if you like the show, don't read this shit!

Hear Say - The National Enquirer is going to be firebombed...