Poor bitches got stuck on the train



A power outage caused trains en route to New York from DC to be stuck in the Hudson River tunnel. You know that shit is anarchy cause all them crazy train hobos are probably screamin and stabbin.

If my ass got stuck in one of those, I would definitely not be Mr. Happy. You know some people are using the quality dark and terrifying circumstances to get it on. If you were stuck, wouldn't you find the most fuckable person and have a nice humpin session? It could be your last night on Earth, you gotta go out with a 'bang.' Or gang bang if that's what you're into you dirty slut!