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May 30, 2006

The New Messiah will destroy the alien spawn



Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has risen. The baby was C-sectioned out of momma Angelina Saturday night in Africa.

You know this kid is going to grow up to save the world from the crazy ass TomKat alien baby Suri. With her rock star brother Maddox to guide her, the child will save us all.

Hopefully Apple and Moses Martin will lend a helping hand. Unfortunately, I see Bluebell Haliwell going to the dark side.


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