Me Hungarian, me play joke, me put naked dead man in your rum and coke
A bunch of drunk asses finished a whole barrel of rum between them and when trying to move it, discovered a naked dead man in the barrel.
Dude, talk about a fuckin buzz kill. For me anyways, cause the guys were all like, "yeah that rumdjgdlkj ghad a specicumal traasteee to it...hiccup..."
God you gotta love drunk Europeans. Well the rustic ones. They are all like, hooray dead guy! That's one way to go! You can still drink when you're dead!
Apparently the man's wife was too lazy to ship him in a casket, so she shoved his ass in the barrel like 20 years ago and I guess no one noticed the fucking dead body in it!
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