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May 23, 2006

Man pays $2.75 million for satan's phone number



A Qatar man paid $2.75 million for the cell phone number 666-6666, all the more showing that rich people are fucking insane.

Why would you want that number? So you can have cheeky voice mail answering messages in a devil voice, or things that say "hello there, this is the phone of lucifer, please leave me a message, and have a terrible day!"

Or phone ringtones like "The Number of the Beast." Actually that'd be one rockin phone! It could have a red cover or something.

I bet the government is gonna tap that shit. Satan is a terrorist after all.


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