Limeys know how to keep it real...

One in six limeys has admitted that they drink on the job. You know them bitches aren't having a spot of tea and a crumpet during tea time.

They are chugging a couple bottles of Bass or Boddingtons, gettin schlitzed, and goin back to work all like, "Cheerio old chum... now back to wroorrrkkghg... ah bollocks, I'll just have another drink to balance it out... chug chug... where's the bloody wanker who stole my stapler? I'll kighgmmgubaboo... *snore*..."

Now that's the kind of office I wanna work at.