May 10, 2006

If you don't live in the city your ass will get blown (not the good kind)

A couple of tornadoes blew through Collin County (bum fuck nort of Dallas), and killed some bitches.

This shit is crazy, tornadoes killing people, thunder/lightning storms blowin down houses, hurricanes a-comin, Iran with nukes, the military in charge of the CIA, ninjas burning down porn shops, Jesus H! It's the end of the world!

I'm glad I live in the city and wasn't blown away by the tornadoes. My ass saw Twister, I don't need that shit! Natural Disasters + Sammy = Run like a bitch and hope my TiVo doesn't miss anything!

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