I fucking hate Jimmy Kimmel

This bitch had my ass going.

So I was watching Jimmy Kimmel live and he had these animals on it and shit, then this fucking giant rattle snake bit him on the hand.

So he's all cussing, like seriously fuck every other word, and EMTs come out and haul his ass out on a stretcher. And he's all like "I told them [the producers] I didn't want animals."

Then it's obviously a joke later in the show, so I'm done. Not cool, maybe next time he will be bitten by some animal. Or raped. That'd be hot shit.