What next? TomKat's Jesus?

So first there was Apple, now Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's second child is named Moses? What the hell is wrong with them? I thought Gwyn only had ONE beer while pregnant, but she's obviously tuore the fuck up!

Now the only way to compete is for TomKat to name their new kid Jesus. I mean, it would make sense, being that it had to have been immacuately conceived since Tom's a big ol mo and there's no way he put his dick in Katie's pussy.