April 14, 2006

Wal-Mart Turning Back on Rednecks

Wal-mart has decided to take guns out of a number of the stores.

Apparently surburbanites and city-dwellers just don't have an urge to buy assault rifles at the local Wal-Mart. They'd rather buy them from that guy with the van in the alley way.

So leave it to Wal-Mart to turncoat against all of their redneck and white trash followers and give in to us "urban" people, who don't shoot bitches everyday. Now that Wal-Mart wants to attract a more upscale market, they are willing to ditch the guns and start selling more "excercise equipment".

Words of advice to Wal-Mart, change your name. Rich people don't buy your shit. Not now. Not ever. Embrace your loyal white trash fan base. Give out free beef jerky in the aisles. Have Jerry Springer playing in the background of your store. Own your bitches.

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