Waco Cult on the Loose!

Some of the Branch Davidians infamous from the standoff outside of Waco, TX have been released from prison.

Many of them are still angry with the government for their role in killing a bunch of the crazies holed up in a warehouse.

I went to Baylor and visited those Branch Davidian ruins. This is some scary shit. I say run while you can Baylor Bears! Avoid the cult members!

But then Baylor shoots their own basketball players. It's hardcore man. I had to sleep with a .45 under my pillow just to survive. You would think Baptists would be pussies. Oh no, they are crazy sons of bitches! Lock and load bitches! Lock and load!