Terminator 4: The Apocolypse Flood

Northern California levees are about to crash, flooding thousands of homes with nasty ass water. You know there's like hypodermic needles and baby fetuses in that shit. I for one would not want my home filled with it.

Schwarzanegger is declaring a state of emergency and demanding the levees be fixed/back up. Poor California is starving for some attention. Maybe this comes in conjunction with Bush's awful ass approval rating there. Somehow they will magically fix the problem and he'll try to take the credit for it.