Super Nerd Builds Porn Haven

I don't know who that tool who is on the right. But he serves his people well! Super Nerds out there have united in building a new super-hard drive that will hold 750 gigabytes.

For those out there who don't speak in "10001110101" - that means you can stash hours upon hours of porn!

Not only that, but you can save it in High Definition! There's nothing like seeing a hooker's nipple hair in High Def!

Okay, okay, so the nerdula isn't using it for porn. He's using it to create his computer girlfriend from Weird Science! You know those bitches worship that shit! Watch out Vanessa Angel! They're coming for your old ass!