Questionable Sources

The Onion - Man spends entire train ride deciding when to use bathroom!

WWN - We evolved from insects, not apes, you crazy assholes!

Star - That crazy bitch, Jessica Simpson, has been crank calling nick's hos'!

Enquirer - Minister's wife (who shot his ass dead) going through hell in jail.

Hear Say - According to bitches at work, gas prices will go over $3.00 this week. Damn!