Psycho Tennessee Bear Eats Bitches

A crazy ass Black Bear (note the black bear's cousin Matilda above) has been eating kiddies in a rural part of Tennessee.

Now, I know it's a tragedy that the kids were attacked. What I don't get is why people in TN of all states don't line up with their 8,000 guns (obviously not bought at Wal-Mart) and shoot this bear in the ass?

No, the local cops are trying to "lure" it out with honey buns and donuts. Hey Po-po, all that is going to do is attract more of you. No bear is going to fall for that shit. I hope he eats your dumb asses too. Apparently this is a man-eater, so dangle your smallest cop on a rope and see if Beary Badass comes to nibble. Then shoot his ass dead, or don't let dumb bitches camp in his forest.