Pablos can stay, Juans must go!

There has been some sort of compromise in Congress over this new immigration bill (compromise meaning someone sucked off someone, or someone caught someone sucking off someone) and the vote will be cumming soon.

Anyone who has been here over 5 years can stay, while all the others have to get the fuck out.

You know right when you go home, you'll be coming right back. Just think of it as a vacation. There'll be lines and spanish music and swimming and that small fear of death... it'll be just like Disney World!