Old Farts Use American Idol to Get Off
So American Idol really is about the music, who knew?
That's why we've seen so many old fogies come out of the woodwork to perform on that shit. It sends their album sales through the roof!
I think Fox is using subliminal messaging to make us buy that shit. It's not working on me bitches! All I know is I want whatever Paula has been drinking lately... dayuuum. That bitch is crazy.
I guess we'll soon have to sit through an Elton John episode. He's one of the last fogies who haven't hocked shit on there!
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